LIFE’S LIKE THAT ..................................................

Reader's Digest International - - Front Page - JEANNETTE STINNETT, Grants, New Mex­ico BRUCE LINDNER, Waseca, Min­nesota

I AD­MIT IT: I’d had too much to drink one night. How much? I-lostmy-glass-eye too much. I called all the places I’d haunted, in­clud­ing a Denny’s. “Hello,” I said to the woman who an­swered. “I ate din­ner there last night, and I’ve lost my glass eye. By any chance, did any­one find it?”

Af­ter a pause, she asked, “What color was it?” WHEN MY WIFE said that she was go­ing to pur­chase a lottery ticket for the up­com­ing $200 mil­lion draw­ing, I sar­cas­ti­cally re­sponded, “Yeah, let me know when you win.”

With a side glance, she replied, “Oh, I’ll leave you a note.” I WAS SINGING ALONG with the ra­dio as it played the Bea­tles song

“The good po­tato chips? Are we hav­ing com­pany?”

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