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Dopey Brown-bieber duo do ‘1 for the fans’

- DOUG CAMILLI

They deserve each other: Chris Brown and Justin Bieber are recording together, according to In Touch Weekly.

Bieber has posted a photo of the two of them, captioned “Studio, me and CB did 1 for the fans.”

I reckon that first word actually means “This picture was taken in a recording studio, where …” The “me and CB” part actually means he’s barely literate.

Quote of the day: Singer Idina Menzel, performing at Radio City Music Hall in New York the other night, had a wardrobe malfunctio­n, when her leather-look bra began to slip upward.

A female crew member came out to help her, and Menzel got herself back together. Before resuming her singing, she said this: “Well, (bad word) it; they’re real!”

Charges dropped: Why am I not surprised to learn that the disorderly conduct charges against Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell have been dropped?

Remember the story? Edie’s mom called the cops to the couple’s Connecticu­t home on April 26, after a spousal dispute flared into shoving and slapping.

The two were supposed to be in court Tuesday, but prosecutor­s announced that they were dropping the case. I can’t tell if this was decided under the Important Persons Act or not; possibly Dull Normals would have received the same treatment for a first incident.

Paul’s 72. Edie’s 48.

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appearance in Superior Court in Norwalk, Conn.
DOUGLAS HEALEY/New York Post Paul Simon and his wife, Edie Brickell, make a brief appearance in Superior Court in Norwalk, Conn.
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