TWO NUNS AND A MINI DRAC­ULA

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Two nuns, Sis­ter Mary Agnes and Sis­ter Mary are trav­el­ing through Europe in their car, sight­see­ing in Tran­syl­va­nia. As they are stopped at a traf­fic light, out of nowhere, a small vam­pire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the wind­shield.

“Quick, quick!” shouts Sis­ter Mary Agnes, “What should we do?”

“Turn the wind­shield wipers on. That will get rid of the abom­i­na­tion,” says Sis­ter Mary Vin­cent.

Sis­ter Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Drac­ula around. But, he hangs on and con­tin­ues hiss­ing at the nuns. “What shall I do now?” she shouts.

“Try the wind­shield washer. I filled it with holy wa­ter be­fore we left the Vat­i­can,” replies Sis­ter Mary Vin­cent.

Sis­ter Mary Agnes turns on the wind­shield washer. The vam­pire screams as the wa­ter burns his skin, but he hangs on and con­tin­ues hiss­ing at the nuns. “Now what?” shouts Sis­ter Mary Agnes. “Show him your cross,” says Sis­ter Mary Vin­cent.

“Now you’re talk­ing,” says Sis­ter Mary Agnes. She then opens the win­dow and shouts, “Get the **F$#K** off our car!”

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