What haircut should I ask for tomorrow?
The mad flow of the ’90s is back. Here are the men whose headshots you should — and shouldn’t — consider showing to your barber.
(TOO) COLOURFUL: Jaden Smith PERFECT IF: You missed out on rave culture and feel like experimenting. On Netflix’s Neo Yokio, he voices a demon slayer with pink hair. It seems he’s intent on life imitating art.
SHORT: Chris Hemsworth PERFECT IF: Your boss said the Nordic god look wasn’t office-appropriate. Our cover star is freshly shorn — perhaps to repent for the role he played in the rise of the man bun.
(TOO) LONG: David Beckham PERFECT IF: Your midlife crisis led you to found a grungerevival band. The Brit is growing his blond locks out into a grungy ’do that has echoes of Kurt Cobain.
MEDIUM: Milo Ventimiglia PERFECT IF: You’re asserting your authority over bald newborns. As the hot dad on This Is Us, his full, tousled head of hair balances experience and youth fulness