Burglars break into young Charlie’s house on Christmas Eve and steal all of his presents as he watches from the staircase. Hope falls from his eyes. MONTAGE: Twenty years pass. Charlie’s security system, door locks and window bars prevent any home invaders... including Santa. CUT TO: Another disappointing Christmas Eve. Charlie is awakened by his alarm, flashing a Rudolph-esque red light. “EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE” BY THE POLICE IN THE STYLE OF SAM SMITH crescendos as Santa comes barreling down the chimney with a backlog of presents. They’re all movies.