Moose juice

The Compass - - EDITORIAL -

He was driv­ing along in his lit­tle big car. Not go­ing too fast, nor go­ing too far.

When off to the road­side he could see a man shout­ing and wav­ing fran­ti­cally.

He got out of his car to see what he could do. “Sir, it’s what I was try­ing to do for you.

“Did you not see the big bull moose in the road?” “No, b’y, there was no moose for me to see.”

“You drove be­tween the legs of the moose while he was do­ing his pee!”

Un­cle Charl, the man was stunned I bet. “That’s the head out yet,” he ex­claimed, go­ing back to his car.

He found the roof and the win­dows were drip­ping wet!

This story, as sup­posed, is re­ally true. Whether you be­lieve it or not, that will be up to you.

Yvonne Moores writes from Har­bour Grace

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