Ap­ples and cheese puffs come in cat-proof con­tain­ers

The Daily Press (Timmins) - - LIFE - AMY Dick­in­son

Dear Amy: i’m not sure how to han­dle Thanks­giv­ing and Christ­mas meals at my in-law’s house.

last year, right be­fore the meal, i watched my mother-in­law’s cat eat­ing on the din­ing room ta­ble. it was hard not to vomit. i no­ticed the salad dress­ing had ex­pired years ago.

in ad­di­tion to all this, she leaves the dog and cat bowls on the same counter as the food be­ing cooked. While it prob­a­bly is not an ac­tual safety threat, this is in­cred­i­bly un­ap­pe­tiz­ing.

over the years, i’ve found ways to get around eat­ing most meals at the house. i sneak out for er­rands and run to a fast­food joint. i’ve also con­vinced them that i love cheese puffs that come in one of those huge con­tain­ers. i can roll through a gal­lon of puffs in a few days if we are stay­ing with them.

my wife has spo­ken to both her par­ents about this sev­eral times. Noth­ing has changed.

What should i do over the hol­i­days? i don’t want to ruin these meals, but i also don’t think i can sit at the ta­ble and eat the food in front of me.

i’m also not sure i want my chil­dren eat­ing food that is un­san­i­tary. your ad­vice? — hol­i­day hun­gry

Dear Hun­gry: First of all, much as any­one might love to wear one of those cheese puff con­tain­ers over their face like a feed bag, if you are sneak­ing food into the house, there are health­ier op­tions. (an ap­ple, for in­stance, comes in a cat-proof con­tainer.)

To your larger point, my sug­ges­tions are as fol­lows: 1) in­vite the in-laws to stay with you for the hol­i­days. (yes, i know, they won’t leave their pets at home...) 2) you and your fam­ily find a nearby airbnb with a kitchen. you can all hang at the in-laws’ house, but this will take the meal-prep pres­sure off of them.

3) you and your fam­ily an­nounce that you would like to bring much (or all) of the Thanks­giv­ing feast to their house. you can prepare most in ad­vance and per­haps cook only the main dish at their house. ask your mother-in-law to prepare one of her fa­vorite dishes.

yes, the prospect of cats on the ta­ble is dis­gust­ing (i have cats in my own house­hold).

yes, hav­ing pet food bowls on the counter is un­ap­pe­tiz­ing — and en­cour­ages them to graze on the counter.

your wife has spo­ken with her folks sev­eral times about this, so as­sume that con­di­tions at the house will not change. be gen­tle, diplo­matic and friendly: “We’re go­ing to give you a break this year about cook­ing meals. We hope you’ll let us do the shop­ping and cook­ing.”

Dear Amy: al­co­holism has plagued my ex-hus­band’s fam­ily for gen­er­a­tions. my ex’s ma­ter­nal grand­fa­ther was an al­co­holic. his aunt has been in and out of re­hab. The last time she was re­leased from re­hab she to­talled her car driv­ing drunk the next day!

my ex has been abus­ing al­co­hol since he was a teenager.

since he is now my ex-hus­band, this is not my prob­lem, ex­cept for this: my old­est son, “danny,” just turned 21. my ex­hus­band gave him a large bot­tle of wine for his birth­day, as well as tick­ets to las ve­gas so they can go drink­ing to­gether. his grand­mother sent “beer pong” sup­plies for his 21st birth­day.

i am hor­ri­fied. it’s like they are in­ten­tion­ally try­ing to in­duct my son into their long line of al­co­holics! i thought about call­ing them both and yelling at them, but i de­cided to write to you in­stead. What do you make of this? — hor­ri­fied

Dear Hor­ri­fied: you can­not re­write this fam­ily’s dNa code. What you can — and must — do is talk to your son, very frankly, about the fam­ily his­tory and ten­dency to­ward al­co­holism. your son is at a height­ened risk for de­vel­op­ing al­co­holism.

ac­cord­ing to a pa­per pub­lished by the Na­tional in­sti­tute on al­co­hol abuse and al­co­holism (ni­aaa.nih.gov), ge­net­ics seem to de­ter­mine about half of a per­son’s risk for de­vel­op­ing al­co­hol use disor­der (aud). en­vi­ron­men­tal fac­tors sup­ply the other half of the equa­tion. your son has both strikes against him. make sure he un­der­stands the risks.

Dear Amy: “Work­ing on it in the mid­west” won­dered how to make amends for a drunken sex­ual as­sault he had com­mit­ted in col­lege.

This man should be made aware of the im­pact of this on the woman he as­saulted. he should also seek to vol­un­teer and sup­port or­ga­ni­za­tions that serve sur­vivors. — as­sault survivor

Dear Survivor: ab­so­lutely. Thank you.

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