Rum­sey & District Reg­is­ter

The Drumheller Mail - - REAL ESTATE - Patty Steen 403-368-3820

I hope you were able to en­joy the beau­ti­ful sun­shine this past week­end whether you were in the field or tak­ing a break by a lake. This week is ex­pected to be a lit­tle more topsy turvy but for those who are silag­ing or hay­ing, I hope you will be able to con­tinue on. I did see a few swathers get­ting busy in the grain fields so it won’t be long be­fore the com­bines come out and start turn­ing those boun­ti­ful crops. It was an early spring so I guess we can ex­pect an early har­vest sea­son.

The Red Deer River Gar­den Club is gear­ing up for their gar­den show next week. It is planned for Wed­nes­day, Au­gust 31. You can bring in your bak­ing, pho­tos and gar­den col­lec­tions on Tues­day night from 7 to 10:00 p.m. and, also, on Wed­nes­day morn­ing from 8:00 to 10:00 a.m. then the judges will take over. With the rain and sun­shine we have ex­pe­ri­enced this year there should be no ex­cuse why you can’t find one or two items to en­ter in the show. It is a lot of fun to par­tic­i­pate in this event. There are en­try books avail­able at the post of­fice if you would like to know more about the show.

There will be a memo­rial for Gena Ding­man on Satur­day, Septem­ber 24 at the Drop-in and a pri­vate ser­vice out at the ceme­tery prior to the lun­cheon.

Fi­nally, a gig­gle to get you through; Things Never Said by a red­neck: -- Duct tape won’t fix that. -- Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. -- We don’t keep firearms in the house. -- You can’t feed that to the dog. -- The kids can’t ride in the back of the pickup -- it’s just not safe. -- Honey, did you mail that do­na­tion to Green­peace? -- We’re veg­e­tar­i­ans. -- Do you think my gut is too big? -- Honey, we don’t need an­other dog. -- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds -- Too many deer heads de­tract from the decor -- I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart to­day -- Is there any­thing in this restau­rant that’s NOT fried? -- The tires on that truck are too big. -- Check­mate. -- I be­lieve you cooked those greens too long

Have a good week.

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