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The Drumheller Mail - - CLASSIFIEDS - Patty Steen 403-368-3820

Happy Hunt­ing sea­son for all the lo­cal hunters in our com­mu­nity. Be safe out there as you search out your big game. For all of you who are com­ing into our com­mu­nity to hunt, be re­spect­ful, ask per­mis­sion first, walk where you are told to walk, stay out where you are told to stay out of and if you kill some­thing, tag it and take it home. No landowner likes to come across a car­cass of an an­i­mal mis­treated. That will be my rant for to­day.

The Fall Supper will be held this Satur­day, Novem­ber 5 start­ing at 5:00 p.m. so be sure to at­tend. There will be lots of de­li­cious home­made food and desserts and great peo­ple to visit with.

Gramma Donna is host­ing a Meet and Greet for her new­est grand­son, Elias Sen­gaus on Sun­day, Novem­ber 6 from 1:00 to 4:00 p.m. It will be a won­der­ful af­ter­noon to visit and hold the new baby.

The Mor­rin Lions are host­ing a Di­a­betes Aware­ness Night at the Mor­rin Hall on Tues­day, Novem­ber 22 and en­cour­age ev­ery­one to at­tend. Di­a­betes is a num­ber of dis­eases that in­volve prob­lems with the hor­mone in­sulin. There is no cure for di­a­betes. Peo­ple with di­a­betes need to man­age their dis­ease to stay healthy. There are three ma­jor types of di­a­betes: type 1, di­a­betes, type 2 di­a­betes and ges­ta­tional di­a­betes. If you would like to learn more about this topic be sure to at­tend the in­for­ma­tion night.

It is with sin­cere sym­pa­thy that I share the news of Steven Kashuba’s pass­ing on Fri­day, Oc­to­ber 28. His fu­neral will be held on Tues­day, Novem­ber 8 at the Rum­sey Hall at 2:00 pm. He was well known for his me­chan­i­cal skills in his shop in town, help­ful to many com­mu­nity mem­bers and trav­ellers who hap­pened to wan­der into our lit­tle ham­let on their last drop of gas. He also farmed for many years as well as the care­taker and ice maker at the Rum­sey curl­ing rink. He kept his smile and good sense of hu­mour in spite of re­cent surg­eries that re­duced his abil­ity to get around eas­ily. Thank goodness for his golf cart, he could still get around town to get the mail and visit with the neigh­bours.

Keep in mind that the Rum­sey Li­brary will be start­ing up our Craft Nights on Tues­day, Novem­ber 8 at 7:00 p.m. We will start with ex­plor­ing the fun of Knit­ting so bring in your projects, learn from skilled knit­ters or just come and sit and knit and visit if that ap­peals to you. Love to see you come out. The 2017 Com­mu­nity Cal­en­dar will be avail­able soon so plan pick­ing one up for your­selves or a friend.

This def­i­nitely falls un­der the “Lamest Jokes” cat­e­gory but maybe you will still get a gig­gle:

One day two corn cobs, who were best friends, were walk­ing to­gether down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speed­ing car came around the cor­ner and ran one of them over.

The un­in­jured corn cob called 911 and helped his in­jured friend as best he was able. The in­jured corn cob was taken to emer­gency at the hospi­tal and rushed into surgery.

Af­ter a long and ag­o­niz­ing wait, the doc­tor fi­nally ap­peared. He told the un­in­jured corn cob, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is go­ing to pull through.”

“The bad news is that he’s go­ing to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.

Have a great week!

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