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PIZZA FACE After illness forced her to cancel a Labour Day concert in Montreal, Lady Gaga had pizzas sent to fans hanging around outside her hotel. She then presumably collected the uneaten slices and had them made into a dress.
SPELL IT OUT Thought Lil Uzi Vert would try not to draw attention to the most stupidly named single off his latest record? Wrong. The rapper’s “XO Tour Llif3” has just received a full-length official video, which is almost as nonsensical as its moniker.
WHO’S THAT GIRL On September 5, Madonna posted a selfie captioned “When you’ve been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won’t release your package.” We just hope this doesn’t inspire a sequel to “Bitch I’m Madonna”.
BURNED OUT A judge has ruled that the promoters of Fyre Festival—at which attendees turned up to a Bahaman island to find disaster relief shelters and Kraft Singles sandwiches—must file for bankruptcy. Bad news for those who decided that, instead of getting a refund, they’d rather have tickets to the yet-to-be-organized Fyre Festival 2018. Idiots.