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Tonight Show Jimmy Fal­lon

There are lots of for­eign lead­ers here in New York City for the U.N. It’s that spe­cial time of year when New York­ers get road rage, then re­al­ize they just flipped off the king of Nor­way.

While he’s here, Trump gets to stay at his old apart­ment in Trump Tower. You can tell he’s ex­cited to be home, ‘cause his lit­tle paws kept scratch­ing at the front door be­fore it was open.

Ear­lier to­day at the U.N., Trump said he’s plan­ning an­other meet­ing with Kim Jong Un. He’d ac­tu­ally meet sooner but Trump’s wait­ing for Ama­zon to de­liver their match­ing one­sies.

Over the week­end, Michelle Obama of­fi­ci­ated at a wed­ding in Chicago. The cou­ple would have asked Barack to do it, but they wanted to keep the cer­e­mony un­der two hours.

Yes­ter­day, Tiger Woods won his first tour­na­ment in five years. It was a huge mo­ment for golf. I read that it’s been over 1,800 days since Tiger Woods last won. Then the Cleve­land Browns are like, “That’s it?”

Co­nan Co­nan O’Brien

A sec­ond woman has come for­ward to ac­cuse Supreme Court nom­i­nee Brett Ka­vanaugh of sex­ual mis­con­duct. For those keep­ing track, 13 more and Ka­vanaugh can run for pres­i­dent.

In a new in­ter­view with Fox News, Supreme Court nom­i­nee Brett Ka­vanaugh said he was a vir­gin in high school and for many years there­after. So now Pres­i­dent Trump is call­ing on him to with­draw.

There’s a ru­mor that As­sis­tant At­tor­ney Gen­eral Rod Rosen­stein wants to de­clare Pres­i­dent Trump un­fit for of­fice. Right now all Rosen­stein has to go on is ev­ery­thing Trump has said or done for the past two years.

Ac­tress Ellen Pom­peo hinted that two years from now she may leave “Grey’s Anatomy.” When they heard this, fans of the show said, “Wait, that show is still on?”

Weight Watch­ers an­nounced it’s chang­ing its name. They’ve changed their name to “Screw It, Have the Fudge.”

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