Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon
There are lots of foreign leaders here in New York City for the U.N. It’s that special time of year when New Yorkers get road rage, then realize they just flipped off the king of Norway.
While he’s here, Trump gets to stay at his old apartment in Trump Tower. You can tell he’s excited to be home, ‘cause his little paws kept scratching at the front door before it was open.
Earlier today at the U.N., Trump said he’s planning another meeting with Kim Jong Un. He’d actually meet sooner but Trump’s waiting for Amazon to deliver their matching onesies.
Over the weekend, Michelle Obama officiated at a wedding in Chicago. The couple would have asked Barack to do it, but they wanted to keep the ceremony under two hours.
Yesterday, Tiger Woods won his first tournament in five years. It was a huge moment for golf. I read that it’s been over 1,800 days since Tiger Woods last won. Then the Cleveland Browns are like, “That’s it?”
Conan Conan O’Brien
A second woman has come forward to accuse Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct. For those keeping track, 13 more and Kavanaugh can run for president.
In a new interview with Fox News, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh said he was a virgin in high school and for many years thereafter. So now President Trump is calling on him to withdraw.
There’s a rumor that Assistant Attorney General Rod Rosenstein wants to declare President Trump unfit for office. Right now all Rosenstein has to go on is everything Trump has said or done for the past two years.
Actress Ellen Pompeo hinted that two years from now she may leave “Grey’s Anatomy.” When they heard this, fans of the show said, “Wait, that show is still on?”
Weight Watchers announced it’s changing its name. They’ve changed their name to “Screw It, Have the Fudge.”