THE BIZARRE

Thornhill Post - - News -

Wake up, sheeple –– the ex­trater­res­trial are among us. Ufol­ogy Re­search, just re­leased their 2017 Cana­dian UFO Sur­vey. There were 11 re­ports out of 1,000 that oc­curred in York re­gion. Re­ports in­cluded sight­ings in Rich­mond Hill, Wood­bridge and Markham. In Thorn­hill, an un­known fly­ing ob­ject was ob­served in broad day­light, 1,000 feet in the air. It ap­peared over a fam­ily bar­be­cue as three float­ing orbs in a tri­an­gu­lar for­ma­tion, de­cid­edly un-drone­like. Prob­a­bly eye­ing real es­tate list­ings, look­ing for a soft body to snatch, as they do.

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