UNCENSORED
And we suspect it only got worse from there
“I had a baked-bean eating competition while camping with my friend when I was 12 … about 100 beans shot from his nose.”
STEPHEN MOYER
Warmed up but worn out
“When you get to my age, I’m like ‘Baby, we’ve got to cuddle. You’ve got to talk to me.’ ”
TERRY CREWS
Anyone with any other theories is doing it wrong
“You only lose your virginity once.”
JULIE BOWEN, on advice for girls
Which would leave you with no original parts
“My calves might be strong but who cares about my calves? I need my butt to be buns of steel!”
KIM ZOLCIAK-BIERMANN