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Cover: The marriage of Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting-Not-Sweeting came apart due to her tennis pro hubby’s demons. Just once you’d like them to be actual demons, but no, it’s prescription pills he allegedly got hooked on for back pain, making him the Chevy Chase of jocks you never heard of. US lists her past beaux and includes a “failed fling” with Henry Cavill, but what does that mean? Did one of them fall out of bed? Did they end up making out with each other’s armpits? Holy days: US devotes four pages to photos of the U.S. visit of Pope Francis and struggles to fill space in a story that can’t feature marriage rumours, divorce rumours or a “baby bump.” Maybe this week’s Catholic Digest has a Kendall Jenner spread.