It’s the beer talk­ing

Winnipeg Free Press - Section G - - FRONT PAGE -

WORDS of sa­loon-style wis­dom posted among the pho­tos and knick­knacks that line the walls of How I Met Your Mother’s favourite wa­ter­ing hole, MacLaren’s Pub: If you’re drink­ing to for­get,

please pay in ad­vance This is a classy joint.

Act re­spectable. We in­ter­rupt this mar­riage to bring

you foot­ball sea­son. When it’s 3rd and 10, I’ll take the drinkers over the tee­to­talers

ev­ery time Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at bill col­lec­tors...

and miss.

And this vis­i­tor’s per­sonal favourite:

Don’t go an­other day with­out DR. BUMBUTT’S Sad­dle Sore Salve. Put out that fire with BUMBUTTS.

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