WHAT’S NEXT, BCS BOBBLEHEADS?
The Class A Lake County (Ohio) Captains will stage Mark Emmert Fan Appreciation Night in honour of the beleaguered NCAA honcho on July 2, featuring:
Fans being allowed to move to a different seat — after a one-inning waiting period;
Trading- card giveaways — of “oneand-done” basketball players;
A “$100 handshake” for one lucky fan; and
No pay for the players. (Relax, fellas: Just kidding on that last one.)