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RECENT PEAKS AND VALLEYS IN THE JOURNEY
Peaks and valleys in the journey
And millennials thought it was awkward when their grandparents made the foray into social media Reporting in 2008 on the Japanese porn industry highlights one of its fastest-growing sectors – “silver porn,” featuring septuagenarian performers.
In 2012, scientists reveal the venom of the banana spider has a similar effect as Viagra, offering a more “organic” solution for erectile issues This, of course, gives a whole new meaning to “My spidey sense is tingling.”
The moment when you realize that the kid from The Sixth Sense is now technically in Madonna’s dating pool Madonna, who turns 60 in 2018, claimed last year that she dates men 30 years her junior.
David Foster to Madonna: “Hold my beer” In July, the four-times divorced Canadian music producer, 68, got engaged to American Idol runnerup Katharine McPhee who, at 34, is younger than four of his five daughters.
Let’s get it on ... except, apparently, in Norway A survey of seniors’ sex habits in select European countries shows that male Portuguese seniors proved the most sexually active while Norwegian seniors practised the most, shall we say, “self-love.”
Earlier this year, Jane Fonda, 80, tells Vanity Fair, “I’m not dating anymore ... I’m 80. I’ve closed up shop down there” Which, in hindsight, explains her recent application for Norwegian citizenship.
Of course, you remember when Jesus said, “Love thy neighbour ... unless they’re gay” A lesbian couple, aged 68 and 72, sues a seniors community after being denied residence on religious grounds due to their sexuality.