Sure­fire tips to land in the sack on V-Day

So you’ve landed a hot date for Valen­tine’s? Here’s how to get hor­i­zon­tal in no time.

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Get Sexy Drinks Nice Woods

Quiet, dark and cozy, The Woods has strong, in­ven­tive drinks to ac­cel­er­ate the small talk into small un­der­gar­ments. Go all-out with the prix fixe cock­tail and food pair­ing menu ($588, book­ings re­quired), which com­bines wood­land-in­spired drinks and food. Can’t wait any longer? The bath­rooms are small but dark.

It’ll take some con­tort­ing but you can prob­a­bly do the deed.

L/G, 17-19 Hol­ly­wood Rd, Cen­tral, 2522-0281.

Good Vi­bra­tions

With lights in the trees, tall drinks and the sweet scent of heady shisha all around, Vibes is a hid­den open-air lounge that’s ideal for low-voiced flirting that leads to fur­ther noc­tur­nal ac­tiv­i­ties. V-Day sees a Moët Rosé and canapé deal ($488) plus live sax­o­phon­ist and DJ.

Can’t wait any longer? Vibes’ ca­banas (book in ad­vance) are newly equipped with al­most-opaque blinds that you can roll down for a lit­tle more pri­vacy. Just try to keep it down, OK?

5/F, The Mira, 118 Nathan Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui, 2315-5599.

Fox in the Hole

Win your date over at this swanky new hid­den bar. Old-school cock­tails go down a treat at Fox­glove along­side live jazz ev­ery Tues­day and Thurs­daySatur­day, mak­ing this venue per­fect for the classier catch.

Can’t wait any longer? Nab the pri­vate room for some “us time,” al­though given that you need to book in ad­vance—and drop $50,000 on a min­i­mum spend—you’ve got to be pretty cer­tain you’re go­ing to score.

2/F, Print­ing House, 6 Dud­dell St.,

Cen­tral, 2116-8949.

Clit Fit Get Kinky Toys

Sally Coco stocks ev­ery­thing you need to get kinky be­hind closed doors, from leather rid­ing crops to wrist­band cuffs and tweezer nip­ple clamps (ouch!). There’s also a whole range of sexy lin­gerie for that naughty vixen look—think thigh­high stock­ings, polka dot la­cies and rhine­stone pasties. Dial it up: The Lelo Nea “per­sonal mas­sager” ($849) fits per­fectly against the body dur­ing sex, or into your palm dur­ing fore­play. With this lit­tle num­ber, you’ll find the race to the fin­ish line more of a short sprint in­stead of an un­fin­ished, un­sat­is­fy­ing marathon. Room 302, 3/F, Win­ning House, 10-16 Cochrane St., Cen­tral. Or­der on­line at; free ship­ping on or­ders over $300.

Cos­tume Love

One of the largest sex toy shops in Hong Kong, Wanta carries a wide range of im­ported sex toys, lo­tions and lu­bri­cants, bondage ac­ces­sories, lin­gerie and con­doms. There’s also a whole sec­tion of uni­forms and cos­tumes, so you can chan­nel your in­ner Ja­panese school­girl or sexy wait­ress.

Dial it up: The “Casino Bunny” set is for those who like to act in­no­cent—but play dirty. The cos­tume comes with a one-piece dress, cuffs and bunny ears, and costs just $283 so you don’t have to be wor­ried about rip­ping it off in the throes of pas­sion. Bonus: if you don’t rip it, you can wear it again as a Halloween cos­tume. 2/F, 28 Rus­sell St., Cause­way Bay, 2449-4128,

Sheer Plea­sure

If you just want to land your date in the sack, skip the in­ven­tive “I’m so kooky and ro­man­tic” dates or the long ex­pen­sive meal and just get wasted in a nice bar. Spice it up in the bed­room with a trip to pick up some en­ter­tain­ing... ac­ces­sories. Whether you’re af­ter a sul­try or sweet look, you can find it at Sheer. Their Valen­tine’s Day lin­gerie is all cherry red, with lacy bras and slips to make your man weak at the knees. Dial it up: For some­thing a lit­tle more see-through, opt for the Al­lure silk baby­doll slip ($2,480) and match­ing boudoir bra ($1,410) and briefs ($1,260), in a pow­der pink satin.

13 Gough St., Cen­tral, 2147-3887,

Ex­otic Erotic It’s Ac­tion Time

OK, you’re ready to do the deed. Still liv­ing with your par­ents? Or does your tiny apart­ment look like a bomb just went off in it? Here’s where to go to knock boots in soli­tude. Kowloon Tong isn't just full of rich peo­ple and Fes­ti­val Walk. It’s also got some of the city’s swanki­est love ho­tels. Part of a three-ho­tel chain spread out across the ‘Tong, the bright orange Ex­otic Ho­tel is per­haps the best-known and best-fur­nished— and the clos­est to the MTR. You can choose from sev­eral themed rooms, in­clud­ing one which fea­tures a mas­sive fake tree in case you’re in the mood for some Tarzan lovin’.

9 Nor­folk Rd., Kowloon Tong, 2338-6223.

$490 for three hours, so make it last.

Shine Bright (in Bed)

Head to the Space Mu­seum’s Astropark in Sai Kung for a furtive fum­ble un­der the stars. The site is set up with stargaz­ing equip­ment for star-lovers of all lev­els, in­clud­ing camp­ing fa­cil­i­ties: So if you’d rather turn your eyes to more earthly pur­suits no one’s go­ing to get in the way.

Get­ting there: From Sai Kung take green minibus 7 or 9 from Sai Kung to Pak Tam Chung, then take a taxi for about 15 min­utes: pri­vate cars aren’t al­lowed into the park with­out a per­mit. 2721-0226.

Show Off

To­tal ex­hi­bi­tion­ist? Head to Yuen Long’s

Min­gle Farm. This camp­ing site has in­flat­able bub­ble igloo tents of var­i­ous de­grees of opac­ity (from $1,300)—in­clud­ing one com­pletely see-through tent if you’re look­ing to re­ally show off your moves.

30 Fung Ka Wai, Tin Chi Rd., Yuen Long, 2891-8263, min­gle­

For­ever Alone

Don’t know if love is on the cards? Wor­ried that you’ll never find your one true soul­mate? Or has it just been a re­ally, re­ally long time since you got laid? Head to Mrs. Pound’s Psy­chic Love, where palm, face and card read­ers Lily and Diana will look into your fu­ture to de­ter­mine if you’re des­tined for a life of happy to­geth­er­ness— or lone­some sin­gle­dom like the rest of us.

Feb 14, 6pm. Mrs. Pound, 6 Pound Lane, She­ung Wan, 3426-3949.

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