Win a Free Hol­i­day to China!

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Good news! With the re­turn of pre­vi­ously miss­ing book­seller Lam Wing-kee to his na­tive Hong Kong, we’ve just heard of an ex­cit­ing new travel op­por­tu­nity. There’s a free hol­i­day of­fer that’s been ex­tended to all per­ma­nent res­i­dents: an all-ex­pens­e­s­paid trip to China. Here’s a sneak pre­view of the in­ter­nal memo we found:

Your eight-month trip be­gins be­fore you even cross the bor­der. You’ll be greeted at any time of day or night by our team of skilled hospi­tal­ity pro­fes­sion­als. Our ar­range­ments with the bor­der of­fi­cials mean that you’ll be whisked straight through im­mi­gra­tion, fuss free.

You’ll be chauf­feured di­rectly to one of our lux­u­ri­ous res­i­dences. In these el­e­gantly min­i­mal­ist sur­rounds, we make ev­ery ef­fort to en­sure that you won’t be dis­turbed by any other guests. This is time for you, and you alone.

Your res­i­dence with be lux­u­ri­ously ap­pointed with bath­room fa­cil­i­ties, Egyp­tian cot­ton bed linen and exclusive daily room ser­vice, so you won’t ever have to leave. We’ll keep ev­ery­thing tied down so you don’t have to worry about los­ing your way. Best of all, our exclusive per­sonal but­ler ser­vice will en­sure you have 24-hour at­ten­tion from our ever vig­i­lant staff.

But you don’t just get to live in com­fort­able sur­rounds. This is also a cul­tural trip, and you’ll be able to en­gage in lengthy con­ver­sa­tions with the lo­cal res­i­dents, who will be ex­tremely in­ter­ested in you and your life. We guar­an­tee that the ques­tions will just keep com­ing!

Mar­vel as you are taken all over the coun­try, vis­it­ing lesser­known cities for months at a time. Of course, you’ll be able to ex­plore on your own—as long as you let us know where you are at all times. Your short-term safety is our pri­mary con­cern.

And nat­u­rally, our all-in­clu­sive ser­vice wouldn’t be com­plete if you didn’t let us take care of the an­noy­ing things like travel doc­u­ments or iden­tity cards. That al­lows you to con­cen­trate on the im­por­tant things in life, like stay­ing alive.

And when you get back to Hong Kong at the end of your eight month trip?

Well, you’re go­ing to want to tell ev­ery­one about it.

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