Hong Kong has seen its first batch of “meat-cutting technicians” graduate this week. They were named by the Employees Retraining Board, which was keen to attract more young people to the time-honored but poorly regarded butchers’ profession. We think it’s a great idea. Here’s 18 more suggestions for Hong Kong jobs that are crying out to be renamed.
1) California Fitness salesperson 2) Elderly street scavenger 3) Broadband salesperson 4) Police officer 5) Tycoon Pepper Spray Vendor 6) Feng shui master 7) Fishball hawker 8) Civil servant 9) Lawyer Universal Guilt Totem Street Obstacle Asset Custodian Aquatic Spheroid Advocate Lifetime Employee, Soft Ride Department Wealth Redistribution Facilitator 10) Property developer Truth Economist (Unemployed) Taoist Sex Wizard Lead Architect, Prohibitive Cost Division 11) Bookseller 12) Taxi driver 13) Pro-Beijing Legco member 14) Pan-dem Legco member 15) Investment banker 16) Triad Avid Mainland Frequenter Creative Route Manager Rubber Stamp Operator Refusal Collection Agent Avarice Shepherd Accident “Prevention” Officer
17) Not a doctor/lawyer/architect Disappointment to Chinese Parents
18) Chief Executive Fingerpuppet