The Cape Town-based writer talks skin detox in (p.126) and delivers the beauty news (p.122)
What’s your happiest memory? Blasting Pat Benatar’s
on the way to my wedding.
What’s your favourite joke? Prince Peter the pumpkin eater—too rude to print.
What was the last lie you told? “I’m highly allergic to garlic and onions.” I just don’t like the taste, but I find the possibility of an anaphylactic diner is enough to ward off their inclusion in my meals.
What is your most successful chat-up line? “I’m married.” Works every time.
If you were an animal, what would you be? A bald eagle—maybe without the bald bit.
What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever received? You have nice ears.
Which actor would play you in a movie? Kiefer Sutherland. I’ve been asked before if I’m his brother.