Put it in Layman’s Terms
Husband: Honey, I’m going to be home late tonight.
Wife: What’s going on?
Husband: I have to take part in a late-night test.
Wife: What kind of test?
Husband: It has to do with the effects of protein, vitamins, and minerals in Hordeum Vulgare and Saccharomyces Pastorianus on the human body.
Wife: Can you be more specific?
Husband: It’s some kind of technical research on the opposing reaction of the liver and kidneys to a certain liquid.
Wife: Put it in layman’s terms.
Husband: I’m going drinking with the guys.
(From Taihang Daily. Translation: Chase Coulson)