Put it in Lay­man’s Terms

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Hus­band: Honey, I’m go­ing to be home late tonight.

Wife: What’s go­ing on?

Hus­band: I have to take part in a late-night test.

Wife: What kind of test?

Hus­band: It has to do with the ef­fects of pro­tein, vi­ta­mins, and min­er­als in Hordeum Vul­gare and Sac­cha­romyces Pas­to­ri­anus on the hu­man body.

Wife: Can you be more spe­cific?

Hus­band: It’s some kind of tech­ni­cal re­search on the op­pos­ing re­ac­tion of the liver and kid­neys to a cer­tain liq­uid.

Wife: Put it in lay­man’s terms.

Hus­band: I’m go­ing drink­ing with the guys.

(From Tai­hang Daily. Trans­la­tion: Chase Coul­son)

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