Jogging in Wechat Wechat jogging is a popular APP offering step-counting services for people in cellphone. A girl’s wechat walking counting record shows great differences from day to day— for some days, it shows twenty thousand steps while for others it shows steps fewer than a hundred steps. One day, I asked her casually why she walked long distance on some days while barely walked on the others. She answered: “If I had twenty thousand steps, that’s because I was shopping in the street. If I walked less than a hundred steps, that’s because I was shopping online.”
Where are the guests?
On the weekend, my besties and I finally got together, putting on our heavy makeup and going out for a meal.
Since the air conditioning in the private room of the restaurant was out of function, and what we ate happened to be hot pot, so everyone sweat like a pig and our exquisite makeup messed up within half an hour. Having no way out, we rushed to the restroom and washed off all the makeup. Without makeup on our faces, we came back and went on eating.
Then the waiter entered the private room to serve us the tea. At the sight of our plain faces, the waiter got puzzled, asking us with much anxiety: “Where are the guests on this table before you? They haven’t paid their bill yet!”