A nurse who is less confident about her acupuncture skills keeps practicing her skills in her free time. One day, she came across a patient who was sleeping like a log and began practicing her skills on his body from head to toe, needling all over his body before she even noticed...
While the nurse wondered where to try next, suddenly the patient jumped from the bed and cried, “You think I’m dead? Needling me from head to toe?” Frightened, the nurse ran away.
The next day when she was on duty, the director of the hospital shook her hands and said excitedly, “Congratulations! You’ve cured a vegetable who’s been in our hospital for eight years.”
A wife is weighing herself and finds her husband giggling. She feels angry and shouts, “Do you mind my body size?”
The husband packs up his smiles and said seriously, “According to your body weight, you should be 180 cm in height. So you are short rather than fat.”
Recently my wife and I have been putting on weight. We were worried and discussing how to do exercises to reduce the weight. When I was pondering over the proper time to do exercises, my wife has already bought a sports wear.
Tricks of Money Making
A quack doctor claimed that he had a secret recipe which promised to produce only boys. He declared that you just paid him on the condition of having a boy after taking his dose. As a result, those who had a girl wouldn’t come back to pay him, while those who had a boy paid him happily. Probability distribution helped him win half of his deals. For years, he made a fortune by the cheap recipe and won people’s high praise.
A couple in my neighborhood lives an “extravagant” life. After marriage they lavish on eating and playing and purchase houses and cars by mortgage. In this way they are engaged to each other and their debts were never paid off till the age of 60. If anyone wants to break them up, he or she will pay all the debts. That is the best way to keep love fresh.