A guy at a hotel in Guangxi got very little sleep one night in October, after angry guests began pounding on his door. Apparently, his lovemaking session was loud enough to keep all the rooms around him awake, and they formed a good ole-fashioned mob. The man, surnamed Lei, responded to their banging on his door by hurling verbal abuse. This, apparently, was not the correct decision. The mob then broke down the door. Despite this, Lei remained utterly unrepentant and refused to be quieter. This, also, was not the correct decision. One particularly angry neighbor dragged Lei outside and the two got into a brawling match. Fortunately police arrived on the scene before anyone could get really hurt. Lei has reportedly been granted 15,000 RMB in compensation for being attacked. No word on whether he will be quieter in future. -D.D.