JUST FOR LAUGHS

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No. 1 on our list - lit­er­ally

My fa­ther was com­pletely lost in the kitchen and never ate un­less some­one pre­pared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, how­ever, he vol­un­teered to go to the su­per­mar­ket for her. She sent him off with a care­fully num­bered list of seven items. Dad re­turned shortly, very proud of him­self, and pro­ceeded to un­pack the gro­cery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of de­ter­gent, five boxes of crack­ers, six egg­plants, and seven green pep­pers.

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