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A piece of rope walks into a bar

A piece of rope walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. The bar­tender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” So the rope walks out, roughs him­self up a lit­tle and ties him­self, then goes back in. The bar­tender says, “Hey, aren’t you the rope I just kicked out of here?” He replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

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