JUST FOR LAUGHS

Fiji Sun - - Sunfun - Vir­gin Edna!

A pas­tor I know has a stan­dard li­turgy for funer­als. To per­son­al­ize each ser­vice, he uses the Find and Re­place com­mand on his com­puter to re­place the name of the de­ceased from the pre­vi­ous fu­neral with the name of the de­ceased for the up­com­ing one. Re­cently, he had to re­place the name Mary with Edna. The next morn­ing, the fu­neral was go­ing smoothly un­til the con­gre­ga­tion in­toned the Apos­tles’ Creed. “Je­sus Christ,” they read from the preprinted pro­gram, “born of the Vir­gin Edna.”

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