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In its concerted effort to control the population of stray dogs and cats in the City of Suva, the Suva City Council in collaboration with the Ministry of Agriculture – Animal Health Production Division, Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) and veterinarians from Charles Sturt University in Australia (CSU) will be conducting a four-day free dogs and cats spraying and neutering exercise from tomorrow to Friday this week.
My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.
Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers. Q: You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?