JUST FOR LAUGHS Num­bers lit­er­ally

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In its con­certed ef­fort to con­trol the pop­u­la­tion of stray dogs and cats in the City of Suva, the Suva City Coun­cil in col­lab­o­ra­tion with the Min­istry of Agri­cul­ture – An­i­mal Health Pro­duc­tion Divi­sion, So­ci­ety for the Pre­ven­tion of Cru­elty to An­i­mals (SPCA) and vet­eri­nar­i­ans from Charles Sturt Uni­ver­sity in Australia (CSU) will be con­duct­ing a four-day free dogs and cats spray­ing and neu­ter­ing ex­er­cise from to­mor­row to Fri­day this week.

My fa­ther was com­pletely lost in the kitchen and never ate un­less some­one pre­pared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, how­ever, he vol­un­teered to go to the su­per­mar­ket for her. She sent him off with a care­fully num­bered list of seven items.

Dad re­turned shortly, very proud of him­self, and pro­ceeded to un­pack the gro­cery bags. He had one bag of su­gar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of de­ter­gent, five boxes of crackers, six egg­plants, and seven green pep­pers. Q: You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a can­dle, and a fire­place. Which do you light first?

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