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She must not’ve read it

While teach­ing at a vet­eri­nary col­lege, I or­dered a few books for our li­brary. One was Ge­orge Or­well’s An­i­mal Farm. When I went to take it out, I dis­cov­ered that the li­brar­ian had placed the book in the sec­tion for dairy and poul­try.

Hot-crossed Pas­tors

When my hus­band, James Rowles, was in the sem­i­nary, he was in­vited to preach at a small ru­ral church. How­ever, the man who was to in­tro­duce him to the con­gre­ga­tion had trou­ble pro­nounc­ing his name. So James of­fered this ver­bal clue: “Re­mem­ber rolls, like hot but­tered rolls.” It worked. When it came time for the in­tro­duc­tion, the man an­nounced, “We are pleased to have with us the Rev­erend James Bis­cuits.”

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