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A Grasshop­per Hops Into a bar

A grasshop­per hops into a bar. The bar­tender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named af­ter you.” The grasshop­per says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”

A Brain Goes Into a bar

A brain goes into a bar and says to the bar­tender, “I’ll have a pint, please.” The bar­tender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you. You’re out of your head.”

A French­man Walks Into a bar

A French­man walks into a bar with a par­rot on his shoul­der. The bird is wear­ing a baseball cap. The bar­tender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?” The par­rot says, “France— they’ve got mil­lions of them there.”

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