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Hunt­ing run amok

Joe and Dave are hunt­ing when Dave keels over. Fran­tic, Joe di­als 911 on his cell phone and blurts, “My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?” A sooth­ing voice at the other end says, “Don’t worry, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s re­ally dead.” Af­ter a brief si­lence, the op­er­a­tor hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. “OK,” he says ner­vously to the op­er­a­tor. “What do I do next?”

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