JUST FOR LAUGHS

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Ap­pli­ca­tion lies

Gild­ing the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the ap­pli­cant claimed … … to be a former CEO of the com­pany to which he was ap­ply­ing. … to be flu­ent in two lan­guages—one of which was pig Latin. … to be a No­bel Prize win­ner. … to have worked in a jail when he was re­ally in there serv­ing time. … he was fired “on ac­ci­dent.”

Clean your plate

The clos­est I’ve been to a diet this year is eras­ing food searches from my browser his­tory.

Poor Sport

Does it dis­turb any­one else that “The Los An­ge­les An­gels” base­ball team trans­lates di­rectly to “The The An­gels An­gels”?

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