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NEW GEN­ER­A­TION

I was vis­it­ing a friend who could not find her cord­less phone. Af­ter sev­eral min­utes of search­ing, her young daugh­ter said, “You know what they should in­vent? A phone that stays con­nected to its base so it never gets lost.”

GOOD GENES

The topic for my third­grade class was ge­net­ics. Smil­ing broadly, I pointed to my dim­ples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my chil­dren?”

One stu­dent called out, “Wrin­kles!”

WHY DO ARTISTS?

Why do artists con­stantly feel cold? Be­cause they are sur­rounded by drafts.

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