JUST FOR LAUGHS
I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter said, “You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”
The topic for my thirdgrade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”
WHY DO ARTISTS?
Why do artists constantly feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts.