JUST FOR LAUGHS

Fiji Sun - - Sunfun - Email: com­mu­nity@fi­jisun.com. fj Fax: 3311455 My three-year-old daugh­ter stuck out her hand and said, “Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.” Since she was eat­ing a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her con­tam­i­nated hands un­der the faucet and washed them wit

A fly killer’s real slow

Af­ter sit­ting her down to fin­ish her pickle, I asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you kill that fly all by your­self?”

Be­tween bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”

Grand­kids be­long Job in­ter­view

The ap­pli­cant hes­i­tated, then, look­ing my boss straight in the eye, said, “Are you go­ing to eat all those toma­toes?”

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