JUST FOR LAUGHS
Clothes make the cat
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Cats are smarter
Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Hey a talking dog
Two racehorses are in a stable. One says to the other, “You know, before that last race …” “The one that you won?” asks the other horse.
“Yeah, before that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.”
The other horse says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won.”
A dog walking by says, “You idiots, you’re being doped. They’re injecting you with a drug to make you faster!”
The first horse turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talking dog!”