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Clothes make the cat

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Hal­loween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

Sheep­dog maths

Af­ter a talk­ing sheep­dog gets all the sheep in the pen, he re­ports back to the farmer: “All 40 ac­counted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheep­dog. “But I rounded them up.”

Cats are smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs.

You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Hey a talk­ing dog

Two race­horses are in a sta­ble. One says to the other, “You know, be­fore that last race …” “The one that you won?” asks the other horse.

“Yeah, be­fore that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquar­ters.”

The other horse says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquar­ters be­fore the race that I won.”

A dog walk­ing by says, “You id­iots, you’re be­ing doped. They’re in­ject­ing you with a drug to make you faster!”

The first horse turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talk­ing dog!”

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