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Adop­tion Joke

A woman has twins and gives them up for adop­tion. One of them goes to a fam­ily in Egypt and is named “Ah­mal.” The other goes to a fam­ily in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a pic­ture of him­self to his birth mother. Upon re­ceiv­ing the pic­ture, she tells her hus­band that she wishes she also had a pic­ture of Ah­mal. Her hus­band re­sponds, They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ah­mal.”

Watch what you say!

As a first grade teacher, I of­ten hear from my stu­dents things go­ing on in their fam­ily.

Harry’s mother was ex­pect­ing, and nat­u­rally Harry was very ex­cited about it.

When one day Harry stopped talk­ing about it I was con­cerned and ques­tioned him why. “Well”, Harry said, “my mother told me I could feel the baby mov­ing in her stom­ach, I thing she ate it!”

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