JUST FOR LAUGHS
I work as a paediatric nurse, and often have the painful job of giving shots to the children.
One day upon entering the examining room to give a shot the little girl starting screaming “No! No! No!” “Jessica” her mother scolded, “that is not polite behaviour!”
At that the girl continued to scream “No thank you! No thank you! No thank you!”
The business I work for had a dinner together with all family members. Before the first speech, the emcee gave the following announcement, “we kindly ask if you can please put all cell phones and children on vibrate.”
READING NUMBER V
A little boy was in a cemetery with his mother “Mommy” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, dear” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?” “The tombstone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”