JUST FOR LAUGHS

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BE­ING PO­LITE

I work as a pae­di­atric nurse, and of­ten have the painful job of giv­ing shots to the chil­dren.

One day upon en­ter­ing the ex­am­in­ing room to give a shot the lit­tle girl start­ing scream­ing “No! No! No!” “Jes­sica” her mother scolded, “that is not po­lite be­hav­iour!”

At that the girl con­tin­ued to scream “No thank you! No thank you! No thank you!”

BUSI­NESS DIN­NER

The busi­ness I work for had a din­ner to­gether with all fam­ily mem­bers. Be­fore the first speech, the em­cee gave the fol­low­ing an­nounce­ment, “we kindly ask if you can please put all cell phones and chil­dren on vi­brate.”

READ­ING NUM­BER V

A lit­tle boy was in a ceme­tery with his mother “Mommy” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two peo­ple in the same grave?” “Of course not, dear” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?” “The tomb­stone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an hon­est man.”

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