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A man died and went to The Judg­ment, they told him , “Be­fore you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be hon­est you re­ally didn’t do any­thing par­tic­u­larly good or bad.

We’re not re­ally sure what to do with you. Can you tell us any­thing you did that can help us make a de­ci­sion?”

The newly ar­rived soul thought for a mo­ment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driv­ing along and came upon a per­son who was be­ing ha­rassed by a group of thugs.

So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs

He was a big, mus­cu­lar guy with a ring pierced through his lip.

Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had bet­ter stop both­er­ing this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s im­pres­sive, “When did this hap­pen?” “About three min­utes ago,” came the re­ply.

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