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LET’S CALL IT SOME­THING ELSE

Five-year-old Matt, worked with a speech ther­a­pist on the ‘ch’ sound, which came out sound­ing like a ‘k’ sound. The ther­a­pist asked him to say chicken. His re­sponse sounded more like kitchen.

They tried again and again, but it al­ways came out kitchen. Un­de­terred, she pushed him for one more try.

Matt sighed and said, “Why don’t we just call it a duck?” TWO DOORS

A man was in­vited to a wed­ding. When he reached the ho­tel, he found two doors writ­ten on them... 1.Bride rel­a­tives 2.groom rel­a­tives

He en­tered the groom door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies 2. Men

He en­tered men door and found two doors again. 1.Peo­ple with gifts 2.Peo­ple with­out gifts

He en­tered the sec­ond door (peo­ple with­out gifts )... He found him­self out­side the ho­tel.

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