JUST FOR LAUGHS

MONEY OR YOUR LIFE

Fiji Sun - - Sunfun -

Two thugs walked into a Mex­i­can bank and de­manded that the teller hand over all she had.

“No com­prendo” (I don’t un­der­stand) was her in­no­cent re­sponse

Un­sure of how to pro­ceed, one of the thugs held out his gun and screamed “any­one hear speak Span­ish?”

He­si­tantly, a young man ap­proached. With his gun to the teller’s head, the thug had his now in­ter­preter de­mand of the teller “hand over all the money you have!”

“I have none” was her ner­vous re­sponse. “It’s all locked up!”

“Ask her where the key is!” the thug de­manded the in­ter­preter, now with his gun even closer to the teller’s head.

“It’s in the bot­tom right drawer!” re­sponded the teller im­me­di­ately.

“She said she will not tell you where the key is, and you can even pull the trig­ger on her!” Re­sponded the greedy in­ter­preter.

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