FIJI SUN | WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 2020 | FIJISUN.COM.FJ weather / tv guides 30 Jokes FBC TV JUST FOR LAUGHS Why was the dead man not living well? Because he was dead broke. 5:30 6:00 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 12:00 12:30 13:30 14:30 15:30 16:00 16:30 Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny. The CEO of a large corporation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married, and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it for a dime. The next day I bought two apples, polished them, and sold them for ten cents each.” 17:00 17:30 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:05 20:35 21:05 21:10 21:40 21:50 “I see,” said the junior executive. “You kept reinvesting your money and grew a big business.” “No,” said the CEO. “Then my wife’s father died and left me a fortune.” 23:50 FIJI ONE MAI TV FBC TV I had my credit card stolen the other day, but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife. 12:00am 6:00am 6:30am 6:35am 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:30pm 11:15pm A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” 17:00 17:30 18:00 19:00 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 Source: Reader’s Digest entertainment guide FIJI ONE FBC TV 8:00am 2016 Rugby League - Fiji Residents vs England Lions 9:30am Blancpain GT World Championship - Misano 2019 Highlights 10:30am FIH Pro League - How They Won It 11:00am 2019 Auckland Rugby League - Mt. Albert vs Otahuhu 12:30pm 2019 NRL Premiership Grand Final - Canterbury Bulls vs Akaeana Falcons 2:30pm 2019 ANZ Premiership Netball - Stars vs Tactix 4:00pm 2019 ISPS HANDA Premiership - Waitakere vs Auckland City 6:00pm 2019 Rugby League - Fiji Residents vs Tonga Residents Match 1 7:30pm Crowd Goes Wild 8:00pm Boxing World Weekly (R) 8:30pm 2020 NRL Week 3 – Storm vs Raiders (R) 10:30pm AV Beach Volleyball Continental Cup - Men’s Final 2 11:30pm 2018 Audi Quattro Winter Games: Ski & Snowboard Cross Get Set ® Breakfast @ Fiji One (Live) Extra Time ® Hot Spots ® Talk Business ® Dou Mada Mai ® Breakfast @ Fiji One ® Mid-Day Bulletin (Live) Stylish ® Jins Happy Life Rugby Show ® Close Up ® Hot Spots ® Hulk and The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. (G) Get Set (G) Disney Walk The Prank Fiji One News (Live) Hot Spots Extra Time Khaas Khabre Sporting Legends Dollars & Sense Ulu Ni Tukutuku Shortland Street 1 News Handlines RWC 2019 - Australia vs Uruguay ® Fiji One Late News 6:00am 6:15am 6:30am 8:00am Move Fiji FBC News Mornings Just Kids ® Holiday Movie Mania – Van Helsing (PG) 11:00am Speak Your Mind – GoldFM Talkback Show 12:00pm Hindi Drama Series (PG) 12:30pm Bold & The Beautiful (MA) 1:00pm FBC News Now 1:15pm Move Fiji ® 1:30pm Mera Naseeb (PG) 3:00pm FBC Weather Update 4:00pm Just Kids © 4:30pm FBC News Headlines 4:35pm Just Kids 5:00pm FBC Weather Update 5:05pm Just Kids 5:25pm FBC Happy Birthday 5:30pm 2Day FM Daily Hit List 5:59pm FBC News Headlines 6:00pm The Librarians (PG) 7:00pm FBC News 7:45pm Friends (PG) 8:15pm Na Vakaleleka 8:20pm Psych (PG) 9:15pm Samachaar Darshan 9:20pm The Voice (PG) 10:20pm FBC News ® 7:30 8:00 10:30 12:30 13:00 15:00 Get Set ® Home Learning TV Holiday Movie: Shaggy Dog Mid-Day Bulletin ® Groove Classic RWC 2019 - Georgia vs Uruguay ® Fanimals WhatNow TVNZ One News (Live) 2 News (Local) ABC Evening News (LIVE) Sporting Legends ® Dollars and Sense ® WWE SmackDown ® 7:00 AM TV NZ NEWS (REPLAY) 8:00 AM Power in the Word 9:00 AM Arirang 11:00 AM Miracles DO Happen (L) 12:00 PM Arirang 1:00 PM In the Gap 1:30 PM The Sacred Show 2:00 PM Souls To Jesus 4:00 PM NZ’s education channel Home Learning TV: Papa Kainga 5:00 PM Arirang 6:00 PM Prime Time 6:30 PM Pastor Chris teachings 7:00 PM TV NZ NEWS (L) 8:00 PM Acts of Leadership ABC Australia Aljazeera Universal Church Aljazeera TV ONE NEWS Home & Away Speak Your Mind FBC NEWS ABC Australia:
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