Jokes

JUST FOR LAUGHS

CAN I HOLD YOU?

Our booking office had three phones. One day during lunch, I was responsible for answering all of them. It was a constant repeat of “May I help you?” or “Will you hold?” I guess I got confused because I surprised one man on the other end of the line when I answered his call with, “May I hold you?”

TAKE THE BLAME

The printer was broken, and no one could figure out whose fault it was. After arguing back and forth, our supervisor took charge. “Look,” he said, “we really don’t need to determine who is responsible for this mess. We just want someone to take the blame.”

A MOTIVATED BOSS

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. “Wow,” I said. “That’s an amazing car.” He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year.”

WHOOPS, CAN’T REMEMBER

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.