Fiji Sun : 2020-07-15

WEATHER / TV GUIDES : 30 : 30

WEATHER / TV GUIDES

FIJI SUN | WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 2020 | FIJISUN.COM.FJ weather / tv guides Jokes JUST FOR LAUGHS FBC TV The same jokes My father liked to say, “I’m bald because a good man always comes out on top.” Dad loved to make people laugh. At his funeral, the preacher said, “In his lifetime, this man told thousands of jokes, but they were always the same one.” Make me a sandwich My husband and I were daydreamin­g about what we would do if we won the lottery. I started: “I’d hire a cook so that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.” Morning and noon Teacher: “Class, we’ll have only half a day of school today morning.” FIJI ONE MAI TV Students: “Yaaayyy!” Teacher: “We’ll have the other half this afternoon.” One for the road Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: “I’ll take a beer, and one for the road.” - Jokes of the day 30 entertainm­ent guide FIJI ONE FBC TV 7:00am 2019 Auckland Rugby League - Northcote vs Howick 9:00am Boxing Documentar­y Manny Pacquiao – PacMan 10:00am Athletics Documentar­y Too Fast to Be a Woman: The Story of Caster Semenya 11:00am Motorsport - 4x4 - Ep 83 11:30am A-League - Rnd 13 - Sydney FC vs Adelaide United 1:30pm 2019 FSSRU Deans U14 Final - RKS vs SGS 2:30pm Sports Max Ep 19 3:00pm NBL - Rnd 14 - Illawara Hawks vs Melbourne United 5:00pm 2019 Beko Netball League - Central Manawa vs Hellers Mainland 6:30pm Bermuda World Rugby Classic 2019 7:30pm Crowd Goes Wild 8:00pm Total Combat - Ep 4 8:30pm 2020 NRL - Rnd 9 - Knights vs Eels (R) 9:30 Talk Business ® 10:00 Breakfast @ Fiji One ® 12:00 Mid-Day Bulletin (Live) 12:30 Stylish ® 13:30 Lala's Career Adventure 14:30 The Rugby Show ® 15:30 Close Up ® 16:00 Back In Time ® 16:30 Hulk and The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. (G) 17:00 Get Set (G) 17:30 Disney The Lodge - Season Premiere 18:00 Fiji One News (Live) 19:00 Eats and Treats 19:30 Green Pillars 20:00 Khaas Khabre 20:05 Sporting Legends 20:35 Dollars and Sense 21:05 Ulu Ni Tukutuku 21:10 Shortland Street 21:40 1 News Handlines 21:50 2020 Serie A - Roma vs Parma ® 23:50 Fiji One Late News 6:00am Move Fiji 6:15am FBC News Mornings 6:30am Just Kids ® 8:00am Aljazeera 10:30am Brandstar-Shop On TV 11:00am Speak Your Mind – GoldFM Talkback Show 12:00pm Hindi Drama Series (English Subtitles) (PG) 12:30pm Bold & The Beautiful (MA) 1:00pm FBC News Now 1:15pm Move Fiji ® 1:30pm Mera Naseeb (English Subtitles) (PG) 2:00pm Brandstar-Shop On TV 2:30pm Aljazeera 3:00pm FBC Weather Update 3:05pm Aljazeera 3:30pm Brandstar-Shop On TV 4:00pm Just Kids © 4:30pm FBC News Headlines 4:35pm Just Kids 5:00pm FBC Weather Update 5:05pm Get Arty (G) 5:20pm Just Kids 5:25pm FBC Happy Birthday 5:30pm 2Day FM Daily Hit List 5:59pm FBC News Headlines 6:00pm Neighbours (PG) 6:30pm Tech Zone (G) 7:00pm FBC News 7:45pm Covid-19 Video Special 8:00pm Travel Guides (PG) – Premiere 9:00pm Na Vakaleleka 9:05pm Psych (PG) 10:00pm Samachaar Darshan 10:05pm The Voice (PG) 11:30pm FBC News ® 12:00am Aljazeera 3:30am Hindi Drama Series (English Subtitles) (PG) 4:00am Bold & Beautiful (MA) 4:30am Mera Naseeb (English Subtitles) (PG) 5:00am Aljazeera 11:30 Groove Thang ® 12:30 Mid-Day Bulletin ® 13:00 Rural Delivery 14:00 Talk Business ® 14:30 Nations Business ® 15:00 2020 Serie A - Lecce vs Lazio ® 17:00 Fanimals 17:30 WhatNow 18:00 TVNZ One News (Live) 19:00 2 News (Local) 20:00 ABC Evening News (LIVE) 21:00 Eats & Treats ® 21:30 Green Pillars ® 9:45 am Arirang 11:00 am Miracles DO Happen (L) 12:00 pm Arirang 1:00 pm In the Gap 1:30 pm The Sacred Show 2:00 pm Souls To Jesus 4:00 pm Totally Wild/Scope 5:00 pm Arirang 6:00 pm Prime Time 6:30 pm Pastor Chris teachings 7:00 pm TV NZ NEWS (L) 8:00 pm Premier Tali Magimagi S2 8:30 pm The Force S10 8:30 pm Bollywood Movie: Internatio­nal Hero

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