Keeping it Tight and Keeping it in!
2Bags knows that most of the grog talanoa sessions in the next few weeks will focus around two things – Deans rugby and the elections. Two Bags also know the weather is changing. Sa liliwa mai yaaar! So grogging up under that mango tree in Flagstaff with the D.R squad (don’t ask what that means..) will not be a good idea afterall. As our new grog guru Dr Lai always says as we enter the winter months of June is to .. “Keep it tight and keep it in.” The cold season is often a test of character for 2bags. Not only does it bring out the kani but also tests your pocket for that sosoko mix. I think 2bags have expected the reality behind the real price of Kava but has taken a life long vow to support our local farmers. Anyways in the principals of that grog guru from the mango tree in Kaunikuila here is the “Keep it tight and keep it in” rule for the cold season. Always pack the nivea or cocoa butter cream, the cold June winds brings out the evidence, surviving the kava session especially with strangers means you do not show your true colours straight out – under kava tu ga! Always carry that favourite grog jacket because you never know where your thirst for the wine of the Gods will take you. Go look for that pom pom you three away last August – now is the time to walk around with it in your back pocket. Change in weather also means change in escape methods – need to adopt ga the Keep it tight and keep it in” method… just stand up and say “Au sa lako I vale..” hahahaha!! Break up all the money you have into saqamoli’s, incase they say vacava viri for the next round – and knowing 2bags crowd, they are grog legends and you might have to viri 3-4 times before the night is over. So break up all your money into saqamoli’s and every viri just put in one so at least you contributing…. Lol you know ga times are hard! In this cold weather, ensure the mix is always sosoko – or you will be making too many trips to the loo, if you know ga you don’t have enough ammunition to buy the sosoko mix – join the big money squad and sevusevu all the stories under the sun – now that’s an old 2bags trick, trialed and tested many times by the famous Garden City Swipers During this cold weather – keep your stories to sports, Deans rugby season is up, so who will be the champion this year? 2bags suggests you stay away from politics this cold season because it will leave you colder. So throw out elections issues and stick to Deans rugby, hockey, netball or even the story of the opposite sex to keep you warm and groggy and kinky for the long cold nights.
Taki mada !