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In the third week of December, news about tea bags from Italy had reached households across the globe. The Italian law-enforcement agencies removed Peruvian coca tea from the shelves after it was found to contain significant levels of cocaine. The tea had reportedly been sold in Italy for many years and was tested only when one bus driver tested positive for the illegal stimulant after undergoing a routine drugs test.
The driver insisted he had not taken cocaine and the only reason he might have failed his test was because the day before he had drunk a large cup of the tea. The tea was then formally tested and was found to have cocaine leaves in it.
“In Ireland, you goto someone’ s house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you’re really just fine.She asks if you’re sure.You say of course you’re sure, really, you don’t need a thing. Except they pronounce it ting. You don’t need a ting. Well, she says then, I was going to get myself some anyway, so it would be no trouble. Ah, you say, well, if you were going to get yourself some, I wouldn’t mind a spot of tea, at that, so long as it’s no trouble and I can give you a hand in the kitchen. Then you go through the whole thing all over again until you both end up in the kitchen drinking tea and chatting. “In America, someone asks you if you want a cup of tea, you say no, and then you don’ t get any damned tea. “I liked the Irish way better .”~ CE Murphy, Urban Shaman