SLOPPY SEC­ONDS

Cosmopolitan (India) - - CONTENTS -

“My room­mate is a to­tal slob and she in­sists on show­er­ing first in the morn­ing. Not only does she take in­cred­i­bly long in the bath­room, but she al­ways leaves water on the floor and her towel balled up in the cor­ner. I nor­mally just deal with it and tidy up in there af­ter her, but one day, I couldn’t stand it any­more. I took her towel and used it to wipe the floor, sink and tub. Later that day, she asked me why her towel was so gross, and I told her that she’d left water on the floor from her shower, so I’d used the clos­est thing I could find to clean it up— her towel.” —

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