Ac­ci­den­tal Boner Shrinkers

These chicks tried to give their man props... but ended up bitch- slap­ping his ego. Whoops!

Cosmopolitan (India) - - LOVE & LUST -

“A girl I dated said this to me be­fore she touched my pack­age: ‘ Your pe­nis is the per­fect size. My ex’s was way too huge.’”

— Gau­rav, 27 “I was hook­ing up with a girl when she said right in the mid­dle of it, ‘ It turns me on that you’re not su­per ex­pe­ri­enced in bed’. I felt like such an id­iot, and it killed the mood.”

— Bharat, 23

“My ex told me af­ter I made her or­gasm, ‘ Wow, that’s the first time I haven’t faked it!’ Yeah, we had al­ready had sex sev­eral times be­fore that, with her ‘ cli­max­ing’

each time.” — Hari, 31 “I met my girl­friend through a girl I once had a fling with. It wasn’t awk­ward un­til she ex­claimed af­ter sex, ‘ Wow, you are way bet­ter in bed than she gave you

credit for’.” — Gau­tam, 28 “One time, af­ter we fin­ished hav­ing sex, my wife told me, ‘ I’m glad you don’t take that long; other­wise, I’d get sore’. She swears she didn’t mean it that way, but I still don’t let her for­get she said it.”

— Rishabh, 29

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