RED ALERT

“I decided to spice up my look for my husband and try out this trendy red lipstick. I felt glam and wore it out for the first time on a date night. After a few glasses of wine, I noticed the lipstick had stained the wineglass. I got self-conscious, so I looked around and noticed that it had also smeared onto the cloth napkins, my hands, dress—everything! My husband told me that it was all over my teeth too. I was mortified!”—