(Sept. 24–Oct. 23) Month-by-Month Predictions. The fun times and erotic escapades you’ll enjoy in ’12
January: Lay Down the Law Hedonistic Venus tells you to put yourself first after the 23rd. Your roomie will love you even if you don’t give her your LBD.
February: Go Hard, Go Fast Streamline your workouts near the 24th, under Mercury. 20 sweat-soaked mins are just right.
March: Strut Your Sexy Stuff Intoxicating Jupiter pushes you into erotic overdrive on the 22nd. Wear risqué lingerie, and enjoy OMFG sex.
April: Read His Mind Pay extra attention to any psychic twinges at month’s end. Your intuition’s accurate, thanks to perceptive Mars.
May: Try a New Look Around the end of the month, the eclipse plants a sweet beauty deal in your path. The result is hot. Don’t miss this one.
June: Troubleshoot Guy Drama Near the 11th, Pluto drops a bombshell, like a date lied about his job. Wait until you have all the facts.
Slay Energy Vampires When you’re feeling stressed, smart Mars urges you to avoid people who drain you.
Live in a Bikini Mid-month, do the bare minimum on your to-do list, say yes to party invites, and just milk summer.
Make a Decision Someone from the past (an ex) contacts you close to the 19th. Don’t want to talk? Be honest it always works in the end.
Play With Food The indulgent Sun urges you to incorporate edibles into a hook-up around the 28th.
Get Out of Town When generous Venus pads your wallet near the 13th, put it towards something big that you’re craving.
Take the Wheel Hot-blooded Mars makes you a woman on a mission by the 13th. Finally ask your crush to grab a beer.
B’day girls from left: Catherine Zeta Jones; Naomi Watts; Kate Winslet